Top 10 'Cheney 2012' Slogans
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Over on Twitter, IMAO's Frank J. wondered what Cheney's slogan should be in 2012. Here were my suggestions.
Top Ten Cheney 2012 Slogans
10. "Yeah, I'm a compassionate conservative. I let you live, didn't I?"
9. "The Secret Service's new job? Protecting other world leaders from me."
8. "I'll crush all enemies foreign & domestic. Then I'll figure out a goal for Week Two."
7. "I shot a guy in the face and he apologized to me."
6. "Democrats will need Universal Health Care after I'm through with them."
5. "Want to see world leaders bowing? Oh, they'll bow alright."
4. "Do what I say or I'll have my daughter kick your $*%."
3. "On my World Apology Tour, I won't be the one apologizing."
2. "I never had a heart attack. I just stopped it a few times to show it who was boss."
1. "Vote for me. Or not. Like I give a *!#& what you do."
UPDATE (11/17): Frank J. has finally posted his slogans over at IMAO. As noted above I did totally steal the idea from him, but he stole my mint collection of Tiger Beat back issues (including my way-rare Bay City Rollers souvenir scarf). Consider us even, sir.
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11/16/2009 4:07 PM
tWits wrote:
tWits friend @ExurbanJon counts down his top ten entries from todays #cheneyslogans hashtag game over at Exurban League. Hilarious. Love his top choice: Vote for me. Or not. Like I give a *!#& what you do. #cheneyslogans about 5 hours ago from w... -
11/17/2009 3:49 PM
uberVU - social comments wrote:
This post was mentioned on Twitter by irishspy: Top Ten "Cheney 2012" slogans: http://is.gd/4WBrL #tcot
I want #5 for my car's bumper.
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CHENY '12:
"Nothin' personal. It's just Business"
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Hahahah Amazing!
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Now years after first seeing it, I still crack up at the First Runner Up here.
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#7 and #6 deserve to be closer to the top. These slogans are better than some Chuck Norris jokes!
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awesome!
cheney-palin 2012!
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Cheney's a douche and a half, but these are pretty funny.
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...but now I really do want Cheney to run for President...it's the best idea I've heard yet. It's not cool to play with emotions. IMAO's list was better btw...
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Cheney: 'Lets finish what we started and totally destroy the USA.'
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Doh! We already have a president destroying the US - Obama!
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"Just vote for me and nobody has to get hurt. For now."
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My favorite Cheney moment was the VP debate against Edwards. I know you, I respect you, but I have never seen you in the Senate or something like that, the look on his face. He realized this was the majors.
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I...can't...stop...laughing!!!
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Congratulations, Exurbanleague! Our own local pudit got a big link to HotAir!!! Way to go!!
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Thumbs up!
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"After four years of Obama, you'll be begging me to come back."
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"The Secret Service's new job? Protecting other world leaders from me."
Love love love this one.
Your list is way better than IMAO's.
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Cheney/Chuck Norris 2012 - "We don't have an enemies list. If you wake up in the morning, you're still in our good graces."
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My Favorite:
"Resistance is futile, you will be annihilated."
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"I shot a lawyer and made him apologize" would be better.
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